“A pseudohomophopic term Insecure gays use to perpetrate denial. No gym or muscles is gonna mask that you take it up the ass” stolen from grindr
I really love lesbian couple so much so that I ship random people even if they’re not lesbians. Like these two girls I saw at Applebee’s! (Yes intook this photo with my phone!*creepers gonna creep*) made up backstory: the girl in white: a hard working lawyer her works for long hours to provide a happy life for her wife (girl in grey). The girl in grey is a no nonsense elementary teacher with a heart of gold. The girl in white is a masochist, while the girl in grey isn’t (the fifty shades of grey shirks going on). They met in college during a woman’s history course when they had to do a presentation on Susan b Anthony.
Welcome to my head. I really love lesbian shipping. 0-0 which is funny cause I don’t like vaginas
GAY MARRIAGE IS ABOUT TO BE LEGAL IN ALL US STATES..HOPEFULLY:Obama is urging the Surpreme Court to strike down DOMA
DOMA? Unconstitutional? NO SHIT!
My response to the religious right, fanatic anti-gay activists such as focus on the family, human research consul ect…
(Just so you know if DOMA IS repealed it will effectively make gay marriage legal in every state. Basically DOMA Allows one state to not recognize a marriage preformed in another state. Thats why even if I got married in Maryland, or New York I’d lose all marriage benefits in Texas on the majority of the other states that don’t consider gay marriages to be legitimate. If DOMA IS repealed do to the full faith and credit clause (the point that makes DOMA UNCONSTITUTIONAL! WHICH GAY ACTIVIST HAVE BEEN HARPING ON FOR YEARS! THIS MASSIVE FLAW IN THE LAW) marriages preformed in one state (such as Maryland) will be by law recognized in another state, even if they do not preform the marriages they have to by law recognized them as valid. “gay marriages” will be like drivers premit.. a maryland drivers premit is still valid in another state even though it wasn’t issued by that state do to the full faith and credit clause of the constitution, this is kinda of a weak way of explaining it but its the only way I can think of to do so.
I was joking around in the back of our vehicle today, and a guy asked me “whats better about my body then his body” and I said something like “his girlish figure”. Well a third party over heard the conversation and reported it to my chain of command. So what happened my COMPANY FIRST SERGEANT CALLED ME INTO HIS OFFICE! and talked to me about how I was being accused of sexual harassment! Now all of my instructors (the ones who I didn’t want to know that I’m gay found out! cause a bunch of them are homophobic). FUCK MY LIFE! Someone shoot me..please.
And they’re really cool with it.
And they don’t care
So it started off with us swimming in the pool. We talked a lot about movies and music. We then chilled in the hot tub for a bit. Got out and showered and then went to the movies. We saw haunted house (kinda funny, Not the greatest, he loved it though) We held hands the entire time and felt each other up, kissed a few times. (I can just say he has a tight mother fucking body. Like holy shit! and a nice strong tongue. Hes some form of Hispanic so he has a nice slightly brown/olive complexion, Oh god his arms are so buff. :P). So after the movie we got into his car and drove around. We stopped at by the beach, and started making out. (it had been raining all day so we then got out went onto a life guard tower and began making out again, Feeling each other up, some nipple play, squeezing the others butt. It was getting Hot! We hoped back into his car, stopped in a parking lot by the beach, Started making out again for a really long time, I made out with his chest for a little bit. Gave a blow job,..Then got a blow job. We went back to my motel room where my marine buddy was passed out one of the beds. (hes doesn’t know I’m gay so we had to be quiet) We got into my bed, made out for gave another blow job, got another one as well. made out even more, some dry humbling ensured, all the while we where tangled up in each other, legs wrapped around each other and so on. Then we started anal, and in the middle of it my marine buddy on the other bed woke up, was kinda confused and fell right back asleep (he doesn’t remember a thing lol)
We then finished up, cuddled, passionately made out some more. OH DID I MENTION HE IS REALLY GOOD AT TALKING DIRTY! Good god I damn near turned to silly puddy. Best part is that we are doing it again next week
Plus hes a Marine like me!
Holy shit it’s fucking hot as hell.
I’m just a trapped bird in a cage of homophobia. But one day I’ll fly. Or I’ll die, a withered flower who didn’t bloom under the sun.
- “Satan” on SNL about people saying God hating gays
So I slept with this guy in the navy like three months ago, and I think he’s fallen in love with my penis. FML
So basically this was my first real time. (aka the first time I consented to sex, and was of age!) its was kind of fun so I guess I lost my virginity to him.
He apparently hasn’t slept with anyone else since our encounter and keeps messaging me. Should I the virgin loseiii be the one to have grown attached?